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[ ] I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

[ ] I cut my wrists so I MUST be emo.

[x] I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK. 

[ ] I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

[ ] I'm BRITISH so I MUST drink tea. 

[ ] I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

[ ] I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

[ ] I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.

[ ] I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. 

[ ] I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. 

[ ] I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

[X] I'm GAY/ BI, so I MUST have AIDS. (bi)

[X] I'm a LESBIAN/BI, so I MUST have a sex-tape. (bi)

[ ] I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. 

[x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. 

[x] I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.  

[ ] I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. 

[ ] I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. 

[X] I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. 

[X] I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals 

[ ] I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

[ ] I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

[ ] I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.


[ ] I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. 

[ ] I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. 

[ ] I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

[ ] I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. 

[ ] I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. 

[ ] I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. 

[ ] I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

[ ] I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

[ ] I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. 

[x] I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. 

[x] I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. 

[ ] I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

[ ] I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. 

[ ] I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. 

[ ] I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals 

[ ] I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". 

[ ] I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

[x] I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. 

[x] I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life. 

[x] I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. 

[ ] I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. 

[X] I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. 

[ ] I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

[x] I HAVE GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all. 


[ ] I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

[ ] I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

[X] I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. 

[ ] I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. 

[ ] I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

[x] I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

[x] I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. (that's actually true though)

[ ] I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited 

[ ] I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

[ ] I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

[ ] I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

[ ] I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

[ ] I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

[ ] I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

[ ] I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. 

[ ] I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

[x] I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. 

[x] I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. 

[ ] I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff 

[ ] I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

[ ] I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7  

[ ] I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. 

[x] I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

[x] I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. (fuck those who think like this)

[ ] I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. 

[ ] I'm NON-BINARY so I MUST be one of those trans-trenders from tumblr

[ ] I'm AUTISTIC so I MUST use it as an excuse for my shitty behaviour  
  • Listening to: Losing My Religion
My Personality:
  • I’m loud.
  • I’m Obnoxious. 
  • I’m sarcastic. 
  • I’m cocky.
  • I cry easily.
  • I have a bad temper.
  • I’m easy to get along with.
  • I have more enemies than friends.
  • I’ve smoked.
  • I’ve smoked weed. 
  • I drink coffee.
  • I clean my room daily.

My Appearance:

  • I wear a piece of jewelry at all times.
  • I wear makeup.
  • I wear contacts.
  • I wear glasses.
  • I have braces
  • I change my hair colour often
  • I straighten my hair often
  • I have a piercing
  • I have small feet

My Relationships:

  • I’m in a relationship now.
  • I’m single.
  • I’m crushin’
  • I’m always scared of being hurt.
  • An ex has physically abused me at least once.
  • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
  • I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
  • I’ve been in love more than two times.
  • I believe in love at first sight.
  • I believe lust is more important than love.

My Friendships:

  • I have a best friend. 
  • I have at least ten friends.
  • I’ve gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend.
  • I’ve beaten up a friend.
  • I’ve been in a serious fight with a friend.

My Experiences:

  • I’ve been on a plane.
  • I’ve been on a train.
  • Someone close to me has passed away.
  • I’ve taken a taxi.
  • I’ve taken a city bus.
  • I’ve taken a school bus.
  • I’ve gone bungee jumping.
  • I’ve made a speech.
  • I’ve been in some sort of club.
  • I’ve won an award.
  • I’ve spent 24 Hours on the computer straight.
  • I’ve been in a physical fight.


  • I listen to R&B.
  • I listen to country.
  • I listen to pop.
  • I listen to techno.
  • I listen to rock. 
  • I’m one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it.
  • I hate the radio.
  • I download music.
  • I buy CD’s.


  • I spend at least six hours a day watching television.
  • I watch soap operas daily.
  • I’m in love with Days of Our Lives.
  • I’ve seen and liked the O.C.
  • I’ve seen and liked One Tree Hill.
  • I’ve seen and like Americas Next Top Model.
  • I’ve seen and like Popular.
  • I’ve seen and like 24.
  • I’ve seen and liked CSI.
  • I’ve seen and like Law & Order: SVU.

Family Life:

  • I get along with both of my parents.
  • My biological parents are still together.
  • I have at least one brother.
  • I have at least one sister.
  • I have at least one step brother/sister.
  • I have at least one half brother/sister.
  • I’ve been kicked out of the house.
  • I’ve ran away from my home.
  • I’ve sworn at my parents.
  • I’ve made my parents cry.
  • I’ve lied to my parents.
  • I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
  • I’ve lied to my parents about what I’m doing.
  • I’ve lied to my parents so I’d be allowed out.
  • I’ve walked out when I’ve been grounded.


  • I’ve been brown.
  • I’ve had streaks.
  • I’ve cut my hair in the past year.
  • I’ve dyed my hair in the past year.
  • I’ve been blonde. 
  • I’ve had black.
  • I’ve been red.
  • I’ve been light brown.
  • I’ve been blue/green.
  • I’ve gotten my hair thinned. 
  • I've used conditioner.
  • I’ve used silk therapy.
  • I’ve used hot oil treatments.
  • I’ve curled my hair.
  • I’ve straightened my hair.
  • I’ve ironed my hair.
  • I’ve braided my hair.


  • I’ve yelled at a teacher.
  • I’ve been suspended.
  • I’ve had an in-school suspension.
  • I’ve been sent to the principals office.
  • I’ve walked out of class.
  • I’ve skipped an entire day of school.
  • I’ve skipped a whole month of one certain class.
  • I’ve failed a test.
  • I’ve cheated on a test.
  • I’ve helped someone else cheat on a test.
  • I’ve failed Art.
  • I’ve failed P.E. 
  • I’ve failed math.
  • I’ve failed another class (but later I recovered the grade)
  • A teacher has called my parents.
  • Listening to: November Rain
[ ] I cry a lot.
[ ] I go to local shows.
[ ] I wear black everyday
[ ] I write sad poetry.
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar.
[ ] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[ ] I think about suicide or death often.
[ ] People have told me to cheer up.
[ ] I cry when I see dead animals.
[ ] My myspace/Facebook pics are black or white or angled.
[ ] I wear many band shirts.
[ ] No one understands me.
[x] I don't talk too often.
[ ] I look down when I walk.
[/] I wear black eyeliner.
[ ] I have an ex I still cry over.
[ ] My hair is black
[ ] My hair covers one of my eyes.
[ ] I always say 'life sucks'.
Total: 1.5

[ ] I have straight A's. (if I still studied at my old school I'd probably have them)
[ ] I wear glasses.
[ ] I always do my homework and study.
[ ] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement.
[x] Computer games.
[ ] I'm 'teachers pet'.
[x] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] I have a bedtime.
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[ ] I carry a calculator with me.
[ ] I bring my lunch to school.
[ ] I always follow the rules.
[x] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[ ] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[/] I always answer every question in class right.
[/] I correct people's grammar.
[/] I read a lot. (not usually books, but magazines and internet articles)
[x] School is very important to me.
[ ] I always stump people.
Total: 6.5

[ ] I always speak my mind.
[/] I have 0% of school spirit.
[/] F*ck you, I won't do what you tell me!
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear the rival's colors.
[ ] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[ ] I won't listen to authority figures.
[ ] I always break the rules.
[ ] I refuse to compromise.
[ ] I'm always arguing with people.
[x] I love debate.
[ ] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[/] I don't give a sh*t what people think of me.
[x] If I watch a cruddy movie in theaters, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[ ] I'm not afraid to contradict others.
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs.
[x] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what.
[ ] I laugh at compromising people.
[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out.
[ ] Rules were meant to be broken.
Total: 5.5

[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[ ] School Spirit
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports
[/] I watch sports on TV all the time(not all the time, but that's all I watch on TV)
[ ] I'm muscular.
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[ ] Go Team!
[ ] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[x] I eat a lot.
[ ] I'm egotistical.
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[/] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[ ] I go to lots of sports games
[ ] I'm very athletic
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[ ] play at least 3 different sports.
Total: 2

[ ] I'm funny.
[/] I'm always making jokes.
[ ] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[x] I like to entertain people.
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith.
[ ] I watch comedies more than anything.
[ ] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot
[/] I'm sarcastic.
[ ] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[ ] I always imitate people.
[ ] I pull lots of pranks.
[ ] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[ ] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[ ] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[ ] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[ ] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[ ] Jim Carrey is my idol.
[x] I mostly get along with everybody.
[ ] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[x] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total: 4

[x] I don't have a lot of friends.
[x]I don't talk too much.
[x] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[ ] When people say my name, others say 'who?'
[ ] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[x] People have told me I need to talk more.
[/] I only talk when other people talk to me first
[ ] I look down when I walk.
[/] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties.
[/] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[x] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[/] I sit in the back of the classroom (sometimes)
[/] I never participate in class discussions.
[ ] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[ ] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers.
[ ] I talk quietly.
[x] People have called me shy or quiet.
[ ] I usually let others decide for me.
[ ] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
Total: 8.5

[x] I wear black.
[x] I don't like to be seen.
[ ] I'm very, very pale.
[ ] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music.
[/] I love creepy, weird movies.
[x] I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[ ] I don't like people.
[ ] I only go out during the night.
[ ] I have black fingernails.
[ ] I wear a long black coat.
[/] I also wear big black boots. (I only wear them when it's cold)
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[ ] I only date other Goths.
[x] I love black humor.
[/] I love pain. (I'm a bit of a masochist, yeah)
[/] People think I'm crazy.
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[ ] I love to scare people
[x] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[ ] People are scared of me.
Total: 7

[x] I talk to myself.
[x] I say really random things all the time/have to say it out loud.
[ ] I fidget a lot.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[x] People laugh at me.
[ ] I walk really funny.
[x] I have a very different sense of style.
[ ] I talk in a robot voice often.
[ ] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[x] I debate stuff with myself.
[x] I hear voices.
[ ] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets
[ ] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[ ] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[/] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[ ] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[ ] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[ ] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[/] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[ ] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total: 7

[ ] I hate/dislike most people.
[x] I prefer to be alone.
[ ] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare
[x] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[ ] People are freaking idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[/] I live in my room, writing in my diary. On the computer...
[ ] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[ ] I never greet anyone.
[x] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[ ] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[ ] I never talk.
[ ] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[x] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[x] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp4 player/headphones to block out the world.
[ ] I don't know why I am the way I am.
[ ] People have said I'm antisocial.
[ ] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[ ] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[ ] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[ ] I just don't get along with anyone.
Total: 5.5

[ ] I skateboard to everywhere.
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[ ] I shop at Pacsun.
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[ ] Oh yeah, and Bam Margera.
[ ] I always play skateboarding video games
[/] I have shaggy hair.
[/] I wear baggy pants.
[ ] I wear only skater shoes.
[/] I always wear hoodies.
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[ ] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[ ] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[ ] I hang with other skaters.
[x] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[ ] I wear vans.
[x] Tony Hawks games own.  
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total: 3.5

[ ] I say 'yo'.
[ ] I also say 'fo shizzle'.
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low.
[ ] I hang with my homies, biotches, and Hoe's
[ ] I'm a thug.  
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[ ] I don't give a frick about school.  
[x] I steal/have stolen before
[ ] I freestyle.
[ ] I breakdance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch.
[ ] I'm white but I act black.
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[ ] Tupac is still alive.
[ ] I party with all my nigs.
[ ] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[x] I wear hoodies.
[ ] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total: 2

[ ] I always steal people's lunch money
[ ] Geeks are afraid of me.
[ ] I get in trouble all the time.
[ ] I steal people's stuff to be an a**hole.
[ ] People have called me a bully.  
[ ] I have beat someone up before.
[ ] I'm always looking for a fight.
[ ] I pick on people smaller than me.
[ ] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[x] I've never been in a relationship before.
[ ] People are afraid of me.
[ ] People know not to mess with me.
[ ] I'm taller than most people my age.
[ ] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[ ] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[ ] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking.
Total: 1

[ ] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[ ] I love Final Fantasy.
[/] DDR & Guitar Hero
[ ] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game.
[/] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[/] I even play a lot of computer games.
[/] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[ ] My thumbs are sore often.
[ ] I spend all my money on new video games.
[ ] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[/] All I talk about is video games.
[ ] I've been in a video game competition before
[ ] I pay over 30$ a month in online games.
[ ] I have bought more than 5 accessories for my console
[x] I know about more than 10 cheats and mods in the game I play most
[x] I have played at least a complete week in the game I like most.
[x] I wouldn't know what to do in an afternoon without electricity.
[ ] My parents often tell the internet is broken or simply disconnect it so I don't spend whole weekends and holidays playing. (they know I'm not that stupid)
[ ] I have more than one online account on the same game.
Total: 5.5

[ ] I have long hair.
[ ] I wear make up every day.
[ ] I carry a purse.  
[ ] I have to get someone else to come kill a spider.
[/] I paint my nails
[/] I use perfume
[/] I keep my nails clean/shaped
[x] I shower regularly
[x] I used to or still do Dance, Gymnastics, or Cheer/Pom
[ ] I like to accessorize
[/] I like flowers.
[/] I don't like to be outdoors
[/] I'm more like my mother than my father.
[x] I like hanging out with girls than boys.
[x] I like going to the mall/shopping.
[/] I watch my weight/count calories.
[ ] I plan outfits ahead of time
[ ] People say I have a soft/sweet voice.
[ ] I dream about and am already planning my wedding day
[ ] I watch dramatic shows on tv, soap operas, reality TV, etc
Total: 7.5

[/] I have short hair. (short-ish)
[x] I hate doing laundry.
[ ] I like war type video games.
[x] I like playing or watching sports
[ ] People say I have a deep voice.
[/] I'm more like my dad than my mom.
[/] I beat up or tease my younger siblings or friends.
[/] I act tough, it doesn't matter what's going on inside me.
[ ] There's only two emotions
[/] I shower only when I start to notice I stink (only when it's too cold)
[/] I think about the opposite sex a lot.
[x] My room isn't neat.
[ ] I bite my nails instead of using scissors/clippers.
[ ] My clothes don't match sometimes, but I don't notice or care
[/] I like to play rough with dogs.
[ ] I like the movies 300, Transformers, The Dark Knight.
[ ] The best way to get the opposite sex to like you is to act like a jerk.
[ ] I don't read
[x] I don't ask for help even if I need it.
Total: 8.5



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PackoL Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you very much for the watch! :D
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no problem :D
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